And get a load of this bio they’ve clearly written themselves, but in the third person to give the false impression that anyone else cares enough about these wasters to write a description of them:

“Fidget and the Twitchers bring a playful assault of bouncy ska-punk from Bristol’s murky musical swamp to your eagerly awaiting earholes. Expect cheeky lyrical wizardry, infectious funky grooves and blistering horn lines blended into a bubbly broth that is guaranteed to get you moving. Drawing from eclectic influences spanning the musical spectrum all the way from swing to drum n bass, Fidget and the Twitchers won’t stop until the whole world is dancing.”

What absolute wankery. Well, at least it isn’t written by AI.